Going up

Del Rey bag Didn't want to love Mulberry's latest tribute bag. But actually we can't help it. It's a bona fide beauty.

Chocolate Philadelphia Don't knock it. It's deliciously low-rent. And it's practically chocolate cheesecake, btw.

Pastel pink and black Optimism meets realism in clothing form. Perfect for now. See Kate Moss for instruction.

Scott & Bailey It's an unhyped joy to watch, and Suranne's tailoring is pretty nice, too.

Zara's jacket collection If it's on a hanger in Zara at the moment, you're on to a winner.

Going down

Ripped fishnets In a Chanel ad? Just not feeling it.

Leopard print For this month at least. Mainly because we're all over faux-snake right now.

Mullet skirts Because they just look messy. In a bad way.

Taxis Jeff Koons is suspending his train sculpture in the High Line park in New York and Louis Vuitton's keen on trains, too. Ergo, fashion is hot for railways, not cabs.