My right-hand man, Lil Golo, and me – E11even – make up the western Sydney rap duo Cult Shotta. The internet roped us in when we were younger and we made a quick jump from Neopets to gore and shock sites. It’s been a downward spiral ever since.
I think the combination of eating GMOs, drinking fluoride and society’s continued denial of the ice wall has affected our memory capacity, so it’s nearly impossible to pinpoint the 10 funniest things I’ve ever seen on the internet. Instead I’ve listed the funniest accounts that I’ve been rocking with lately.
1. Will Blunderfield
Bro is the ultimate double soul shaman. I watch his vids every day. He posts so much it’s impossible to choose his best clip. You really have to go down a rabbit hole to properly digest everything.
2. Natasha Pang
She is the Goat. Her content is BTS of her life as a vape factory worker in China. Also drama with her and her husband occasionally erupts. As an ex-vaper it’s a great watch.
3. James Cage White searching for a woman
Maybe I should marry a white blonde woman, my mother will be very very happy pic.twitter.com/5KuRfwGKbd
— jameswhite (@JamesCageWhite) January 31, 2018
The legend of James White will be spoken about for generations to come. Legend is he is still searching.
4. Will Mahony
The most inspirational man on TikTok. Whenever I feel like quitting something unhealthy in my life, I refer back to his page and remember that only losers quit.
5. Apo Whang-od
Apo Whang-od is wild. You really have to deep dive in the lore on her, she’s the oldest traditional tattoo artist in the Philippines. It’s my dream to visit her and one day have my own viral fondle moment.
6. Fernandotheflexer
This is my little bro from Philippines. He is funny as and has the coldest fits which vary from Ben 10 swag with his Avatar: The Last Airbender haircut to an Avatar (Na’vi) variation. I just like seeing people react to them. He’s like the Filipino version of us. I’m going to ask him to go visit Apo Whang-od with me.
7. TikTok rizz party
The most iconic party of this generation and some would even say it’s what made Ye famous. From someone who has followed the ins and outs of the TikTok rizz party, including power levels of all members, it’s safe to say Turkish Quandale Dingle is on top here.
8. Tadalafellas
Bro needs to be studied for real. His whole feed is him just showcasing a vast amount of assorted things he can do. I have notifications turned on for him – he’s a menace.
9. Pokies content
As an avid pokies enjoyer, seeing a trudger like this really gets the fire burning in my stomach and inspires me to never give up, even after calling up the missus for six cardless cashes and taking out a $1,000 Nimble loan.
10. Mistergoodbar21
Knowhatim saaaaaayin … Everything about this is a masterpiece, from the beginning with the camera facing the ground to the outro with the same motif, creating a sort of endless loop and keeping the viewers watching again and again. The bad joke, the deadpan delivery, the signature “Knowhatim saaaayin” – the pitch, vibrato, volume, holding the note all perfect.
Cult Shotta perform at Sydney Opera House as part of Vivid Live on 30 May
